This is a very kiasu hasher from one of the KL chapters.At the Borneo Nash Hash  in Kuching my cousin Quicksand ( Lion City Hash S'pore )ran too fast and was in front of this Mr.Kiasu.He failed to overtake and lost to a female much younger than him.Pride got the better of him and he let loose some chauvinistic remarks.I won't type this Mr. kiasu's surname or  mention his chapter' s name and if Mr.Kiasu is reading this one day,remember the hash is not a race and your age will catch up with you one day.

Back to the story,our transporters was Miss Kaifan(chicken rice) who obeyed our ex-Prime Minister's LOOK EAST policy i.e. look towards Japan.She did just that and found Mr.Ichibawa(itchy privates) who has now LOOKED WEST & they found each other .He has lived in Malacca 8 years and I don't think he will be leaving us for a very long time now that he has found his direction and also discovered MH3.We arrived early and started early.Miss Kaifan used to say she is 1st one in and last one out.

Never mind as long as you complete the run and don't get lost.The 1st check was pretty tricky until Mr.Drugbuster &Lady M.Drugmaster came along.Mr.D has 25 years hashing experience and before you can say "JACK ROBINSON" he had found the trail.So clee-ver.!!!
It was a very hot and humid afternoon and I had to ration my bottle of o2.Iwas thinking if only there was a nice kopitiam for a cuppa tea.Wishful thinking, mai pen rai(never mind) I will struggle on and see the light at the end of the tunnel.Another tricky part was holding on to a barbed wire fence and I hoped that the fence would not give way.Miss K said hold  on to this plant.I hope the plant and fence was still erect(hey so you think there is only one way to use the word erect,think again because your England no good  i.e. your command of the Queen's English is no good because mine is BETTERER)
If too many of Laughing Boys types went this way down goes that fence & the plantThat's why Laughing Boy owns an orchard just in case he has to replace the damages accrued from his thunderous might.The other check just past the load of trash that smelt like hell was  another cause of delayShame on these locals who littered the area They probably had their arseholes and brains in a mixed-up position.Mind the eggshells don't want bird flu virus on my Reeboks.At this t-junction I asked a local on a bike if he had seen some runners come by & he said they turned right.It was a ruse.Damn I wished he had fallen flat on his face that day or had a flat tyre and endure the dread of pushing his bike all the way home.Me & Miss K searched onthe right while Mr I went left.Later we called   Mr.I on our phone.Well in case you did not know Mr.GWB(that funny looking man onthe t-shirt from today'hare)had secretly installed some telco gizmos for the run to make sure we could call and ask for help.I bet the IRS was not very impressed.All good runs gotta  end or we will end up seeing our Creator who is watching you from up above.A great t-shirt to all and a big TQ to the hares.Yes I earned this t-shirt and it also marks 15 years of (xxxxxx) hell for me.If it had been good then I would not have gone hashing but gone (xxxxx) !!Not all marriages are made in heaven.One couple Mr.PS and Miss.EK are so happily married ,just look at them.They do not need pubic(oops!!! I meant public) displays of affection to tell us  of their marital bliss.As for me the next best thing wouldbe alimony checks & hope that day would be soon but sad to say I would have to quit MH3 as well to go home somewhere up north

Back to the story .The food was good but I was too tired too eat much.Bumped into a hasher who had just returned fromthe Land of Smiles.Those females from north of the Malaysian border have 2 types of smiles from 2 orifices.I told him that he looked 10 years younger after that trip.I think its got something to do with rejuvenation or is it a myth?The next agenda after the food was the ever popular musical chairs.A few chairs gave way to gravity and lucklily no one was stabbed by protruding plastic but don't worry Doc Bandboy was at hand.The game had Mr.Pramjit sitting on Laughingboy's thighs.and that 't  so kelam kabut(HYSTERICAL)His wife was in tears of laughter because of that.

To end this Imust say thank you to hares MOBY DICK we had a whale of a time.(like that pun?) to TIMBUCTOO,hey some parts of the run we got lost we thought we were nearly there!! and as for MADDIE it was mad in the whacky sense and I had a great time.This scribe is for MOBY DICK because I was supposed to do the previous scribe but somehow he was conveniently elected byMr.website hare to do it.